NO - I AIN'T GOIN TO DC AND THAT'S FINAL! I like my king-size bed. I like sleeping between Ma and Pa, I like eating crumbs and tidbits off Pa's belly and prowling the dining room table for treats, and I especially like all my "spots." However, I would be happy to become daddy to the first dog's first litter!

AND -- furthermore -- I think the first family should consider cats. I know where they can get a bunch of them!

Fritz, King of my Domain.